Monday, September 15, 2014

Mordovanyy chronic insomnia AD Kromyeshnyy, zakonnoobranyy President of Ukraine, got out of bed and

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President of Ukraine Avdotiy Dormidontovych Kromyeshnyy mtv ema s 2011 was crazy. That is not completely inadequate variyatom - but persistent paranoid. And it is as if nothing had harmed if a potential patient through fad variyatskoho hospital A.D.Kromyeshnoho not suffered all Ukraine.
Immediately after the inauguration of President-elect, then more or less mentally healthy person, according to tradition, he decided mtv ema s 2011 to learn about their future. To do this, he turned not to the astrologers, fortune-tellers mtv ema s 2011 not to, not to sorcerers, as did his predecessors, and - to a fashion professor of occult sciences, magician and mystic, linguist and exegete, Playboy and Player A. Cope-Auma. mtv ema s 2011 Professor at the time was relatively young, irresponsible joker and laughing naprorokuvav newly elected A.D.Kromyeshnomu long and happy presidency, but warned of jewelry made of gold, they say, they chayitsya it Kromyeshnoho death.
Since then president shybnuvsya. At first he had appointed to all those around him, from the Chief of Staff and cleaner ending immediately got rid of all their jewels of gold. Then gold ornaments were forbidden to wear all officials. A few months later came the turn of the entire executive branch. All Ukraine laughed too, but not for long, because the president issued a decree by which the jewels of gold were banned throughout the state as to the citizens of Ukraine and foreign guests together with diplomats. Fell under the ban and trade in the product, and therefore any import. Of course, this decree no one was going to do, Kromyeshnyy is provided, so created a new police structure under populist entitled "Management combat excessive luxuries", which received extraordinary powers. The people of the officers immediately began a special service called him "goldsmith", from which they became even angrier. They unceremoniously stopped people anywhere, selected gold chains, rings, watches, earrings, bracelets and even wedding rings, but instead issued a certificate of removal of excessive luxury items. All jewelry mtv ema s 2011 confiscated under control nadsuvorym went to a special factory which unofficially called "presidential zolotarnya", mtv ema s 2011 which melted in ingots. mtv ema s 2011 This is called the completion of gold reserves of the country in order to get rid of external debt.
Debt is not declining, but in society began grumbling. This president replied repression - was shot several mass demonstrations and arrested three thousand instigators. mtv ema s 2011 Society responded mtv ema s 2011 terror: there extremist organization called "Young Velykoukrayina" reduced YUVU that people with taste naymenuvav "jewelers". They made several successful robberies of banks and the state treasury and attacks against government officials, and most recently mtv ema s 2011 stabbed Major-goldsmith. There were rumors that terrorists among jewelers and goldsmiths spetsnyakamy-, among other things, also waged war characters goldsmiths were uniform, where all the metal accessories are made of stainless steel, and the buttonholes were an emblem similar to the Latin letter F, say, iron, iron. In addition, a special style of goldsmiths mtv ema s 2011 considered steel wear rings, medallions, badges with your logo.
Terrorists same jewelers do the opposite: cultivated all gold, secretly wore jewelry, and the place of terrorist mtv ema s 2011 attacks left his signature - the name of latynkoyu, where the role played inverted letter V A, we find U U. Knowledgeable people say that when one U to simplify and turn , we obtain AU - Aurum, gold in our.
Professor A. Cope-Aum saw what led him frivolous joke was about to go to the president Kromyeshnoho and honestly so all put to a stop this antyzolotu fever, but profesorova girlfriend, fortune teller Tarot, green-eyed gorgeous body Alerґina, read on the cards, in this case by Mr. A. Cope-Auma mtv ema s 2011 waiting for death, but without the fortune-teller was clear that for a joke Kromyeshnyy mtv ema s 2011 of fashion mtv ema s 2011 handsome professor quickly make the unidentified corpse, barely prykopanyy Tarascha somewhere in the woods ...
Mordovanyy chronic insomnia AD Kromyeshnyy, zakonnoobranyy President of Ukraine, got out of bed and went to wander the apartment of his residence outside mtv ema s 2011 Presidential Administration in Kyiv. He went dressed in shirt and wide pants - almost no one was ashamed, mtv ema s 2011 because the guards standing on two at each door, even latrines, could not be surprised. It was the best clones bodiґarda Emperor of China with implanted into the brain of nano-robots.
Finally AD Kromyeshnyy prychvalav your favorite child - to a special safe room, where he kept the most valuable works of art and nayvartisnishi gifts he received while working president etoy countries. There were shards mtv ema s 2011 Trypillia, icons XII century church bowl, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, pictures of different ages, antique vases, Damascus knives, jewelry platinum, bronze, silver - gold is just nothing. It is clear why. It kept ki

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